What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:58
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you have any problem dating a younger man?
{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Sure no problem officer.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
What's the gayest thing you have experienced on an only boys sleepover?
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?